Showing posts with label words. Show all posts
Showing posts with label words. Show all posts

Thursday, January 29, 2009

Words & Pictures No. 9: To Do

Wow! I can't believe how much I've managed to accomplish today.

Everyday I make a To Do list with the things I need to work on. It's usually about as long as this one and I usually only get a third of the way through it at best. Stuff I don't get done gets rolled over to the next day. But today . . . I've been energized. Focused even. I am getting stuff done. I may actually manage to complete the list today!

Hm . . . What'll I do tomorrow?

Thursday, January 22, 2009

Words & Pictures No. 8: Inauguration

Watched the inauguration and am unbelievably happy and hopeful about the new administration. President Obama is entering office with an unprecedentedly high approval ratings(well, I suppose Washington might have been more popular, but they didn't poll quite as obsessively back then). I hope he doesn't waste it. He's off to a good start by mandating the closure of Guantanamo. I'm waiting to see what's next.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Words & Pictures No. 7: And You Thought You Had A Crappy Job

I'm forced to wonder, how do you end up as the guy that sticks his upper body up an elephant's rear end? Is it something you have to go to school for? And what does that want ad look like?

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Words & Pictures No. 6 - The Mating Habits of the Arctic Pygmy Snowman

Like salmon swimming upstream to spawn, every January the Arctic Pygmy Snowman heads south. Furthur and further south the snowmen march stopping only once they have reached a climate warm enough to begin melting their frosty epidermis. It is here that the snowmen begin to reproduce. For many years it was a mystery how this reproduction took place, but scientists now theorize that the evaporating snowman epidermis rises into the upper atmosphere where it mingles with the evaporate of other snowmen. Wind currents blow the vapor northward where it eventually comes down as frozen precipitation. This snowy residue builds up and is eventually formed into a new snowman. From there, the cycle continues.

Thursday, January 1, 2009

Words & Pictures No. 5 - A New Year

The image of the baby New Year and the elderly Old Year is a weird one. Anthropomorphising a concept like time just seems a little strange, but if you think about it the metaphor does hold up (at least in my hemisphere.

So, a year has a 12 month life-cycle. That first month is its infancy, so you can't really expect much from it, and January is kind of like that. The first half of it is largely just a holiday hangover, after all. And it's a cold month, and cold feels a little static, un-energetic; nothing's happening. February is the toddler month and the month where baby New Year learns to show affection (i.e. Valentine's Day). March and April would be adolescence and the teenage years respectively. As rainy as April is reputed to be, that would tend to fit with the idea of the moody teenager. Then comes May and New Year enters adulthood. June and July, summer months, would be New Year at it's prime.Not-so New Year starts to feel it's age starting in August and in September it notices that it's hair (i.e. foliage) is starting to change color and/or fall out. October the year sees its end approaching and begins to contemplate mortality (with Halloween). As the year winds down in November it is time to reflect on its life with gratitude (Thanksgiving). Then comes December where the weather's colder and the days are getting sholder, and then finally the life of the year ends on December 31st.

Of course, when one year dies, a new one is born. So really, when you think about it, a better metaphor for the change of the years would be the life of a phoenix rather than a human life span.

Thursday, December 25, 2008

Words & Pictures No. 4 - Happy Thursday!

Happy Thursday, everyone!

As you sit around your Thursday tree and open your Thursday gifts, it's important to remember the reason for our celebration, the birth of Thor. Thor, god of thunder, son of Odin, and wielder of mighty Mjolnir, we honor you on this holiest of weekdays.




Oh, and apparently it's Christmas, too. Merry Christmas!

Wednesday, December 17, 2008

Words & Pictures No. 3 - The Move


That's my apartment building. Or rather, my former apartment building. At this moment (I wrote this thing ahead of time, you see) I am either in the process of loading up my moving truck or on the road heading for Atlanta. Unless, of course, you're reading this a few days after the fact, in which case I am already firmly ensconced back in Atlanta. Oh, and for those of you in 2015 reading this via the Internet Wayback Machine, I'm now back at home, recovering nicely for the injuries I recieved from the attack of the radioactive man-eating hamsters.

It's been a nice apartment for me. Not too big, not too small. Centrally located, so there were plenty of places to walk. Even the neighbor who liked to occasionally practice his guitar at 3 AM didn't sour the experience. I enjoyed my time there, and hope the next tenant enjoys it as much. But my New Orleans experience is at an end and it is back to Georgia for me. So, I just wanted to take a moment to say goodbye to my happy little apartment.

Tuesday, December 9, 2008

Words & Pictures No. 2 - Comic Book Inflation

This is the first comic book that I remember owning (there may have been others before it, but it's the first I remember). G.I. Joe #14 has a cover date of August 1983. In the 25 years since (and the idea that I've been reading these things for 25 years is kind of mind-blowing to me) comic prices, like the prices for most things have gone up. Notice the price in the corner of $0.60 for this issue. The final issue of Secret Invasion, which came out last week, had a cover price of $3.99. That's quite an increase and has been a topic of conversation on various comics-related sites this week. The majority of the books from the big two publishers are still $2.99, but the move to $3.99 is coming and most small-press books already cost more than that.

I'll save the commentary, others have more than covered that, I just found it interesting to note how this once cheap and disposable form of entertainment is no longer either one.

Monday, July 7, 2008

It Is Too A Word!

So, the folks at Merriam-Webster have added a passel of new words to the dictionary. I'm pleased to see fanboy is now an official word. My other favorite from the list is pescatarian, which is vegetarian who eats fish. Is there really a need for a word for this? Aren't vegetarians who eat fish simply not vegetarians?